Mind Games
LOST IN A DEAD END JOB? BORED? LONELY? WANT TO MEET MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? MAKE NEW FRIENDS? DO YOU WANT TO FREE YOURSELF FROM A MINDLESS EXISTENCE? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE PRECEDING QUESTIONS, DIAL 1-900-FREEDOM. NO FEE!
John read the ad, thought about his job, his boss, and his ex...and figured, “What the hell, I’ve got nothing to lose."